This is like a dishonorable greatest hits compilation of all the stolen valor videos we’ve featured along the way on this site hereherehereherehereherehereherehere and … here.

Since its inception, comedian Daniel Tosh has used his incredibly popular show on Comedy Central to throw shame on a handful of misguided miscreants throughout the world wide web, so it’s only fitting he tackle this shameful phenomenon that somehow still remains a “thing”.

A few highlights include the dubious award Tosh and company drummed up called the “Golden Chicken Heart”, the one-liner “be all you can pretend to be” and Daniel’s watering hole pickup attempt dressed like a a phony minuteman.

Check it out.